A BOY COMES DOWN TO BREAKFAST.
SINCE THEY LIVE ON A FARM, HIS MOTHER ASKS IF HE HAD DONE HIS CHORES.
'NOT YET' SAID THE BOY.
HIS MOTHER TELLS HIM NO BREAKFAST UNTIL HE DOES HIS CHORES.
WELL HE'S A LITTLE TICKED OFF. SO HE GOES TO FEED THE CHICKENS, AND HE KICKS A CHICKEN.
HE GOES TO FEED THE COWS, AND HE KICKS A COW.
HE GOES TO FEED THE PIGS AND HE KICKS A PIG.
HE GOES BACK IN FOR BREAKFAST AND HIS MOTHER GIVES HIM A BOWL OF DRY CEREAL.
'HOW COME I DON'T GET ANY EGGS AND BACON? AND WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY MILK IN MY CEREAL?' HE ASKS.
'WELL,' HIS MOTHER SAYS, 'I SAW YOU KICK A CHICKEN, SO YOU DON'T GET ANY EGGS FOR A WEEK.
I SAW YOU KICK THE PIG SO YOU DON'T GET ANY BACON FOR A WEEK.
I SAW YOU KICK THE COW, SO FOR A WEEK YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY MILK.'
JUST THEN, HIS FATHER COMES DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND KICKS THE CAT HALF WAY A CROSS THE KITCHEN.
THE BOY LOOKS UP AT HIS MOTHER WITH A SMILE AND SAYS, 'YOU GOING
TO TELL HIM, OR SHOULD I?
SINCE THEY LIVE ON A FARM, HIS MOTHER ASKS IF HE HAD DONE HIS CHORES.
'NOT YET' SAID THE BOY.
HIS MOTHER TELLS HIM NO BREAKFAST UNTIL HE DOES HIS CHORES.
WELL HE'S A LITTLE TICKED OFF. SO HE GOES TO FEED THE CHICKENS, AND HE KICKS A CHICKEN.
HE GOES TO FEED THE COWS, AND HE KICKS A COW.
HE GOES TO FEED THE PIGS AND HE KICKS A PIG.
HE GOES BACK IN FOR BREAKFAST AND HIS MOTHER GIVES HIM A BOWL OF DRY CEREAL.
'HOW COME I DON'T GET ANY EGGS AND BACON? AND WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY MILK IN MY CEREAL?' HE ASKS.
'WELL,' HIS MOTHER SAYS, 'I SAW YOU KICK A CHICKEN, SO YOU DON'T GET ANY EGGS FOR A WEEK.
I SAW YOU KICK THE PIG SO YOU DON'T GET ANY BACON FOR A WEEK.
I SAW YOU KICK THE COW, SO FOR A WEEK YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY MILK.'
JUST THEN, HIS FATHER COMES DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND KICKS THE CAT HALF WAY A CROSS THE KITCHEN.
THE BOY LOOKS UP AT HIS MOTHER WITH A SMILE AND SAYS, 'YOU GOING
TO TELL HIM, OR SHOULD I?
