The Chores (PG)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by seboke, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A BOY COMES DOWN TO BREAKFAST.


    SINCE THEY LIVE ON A FARM, HIS MOTHER ASKS IF HE HAD DONE HIS CHORES.

    'NOT YET' SAID THE BOY.

    HIS MOTHER TELLS HIM NO BREAKFAST UNTIL HE DOES HIS CHORES.

    WELL HE'S A LITTLE TICKED OFF. SO HE GOES TO FEED THE CHICKENS, AND HE KICKS A CHICKEN.

    HE GOES TO FEED THE COWS, AND HE KICKS A COW.

    HE GOES TO FEED THE PIGS AND HE KICKS A PIG.

    HE GOES BACK IN FOR BREAKFAST AND HIS MOTHER GIVES HIM A BOWL OF DRY CEREAL.

    'HOW COME I DON'T GET ANY EGGS AND BACON? AND WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY MILK IN MY CEREAL?' HE ASKS.

    'WELL,' HIS MOTHER SAYS, 'I SAW YOU KICK A CHICKEN, SO YOU DON'T GET ANY EGGS FOR A WEEK.

    I SAW YOU KICK THE PIG SO YOU DON'T GET ANY BACON FOR A WEEK.

    I SAW YOU KICK THE COW, SO FOR A WEEK YOU AREN'T GETTING ANY MILK.'

    JUST THEN, HIS FATHER COMES DOWN FOR BREAKFAST AND KICKS THE CAT HALF WAY A CROSS THE KITCHEN.

    THE BOY LOOKS UP AT HIS MOTHER WITH A SMILE AND SAYS, 'YOU GOING
    TO TELL HIM, OR SHOULD I?
     
  2. LMAO. That's a good one Seboke.
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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