Texans in Paris

[Dutch]

A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.
They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?"
The Rancher replied, "She'll have a Salad."

 

[richtee]

T'ain't scorin' many points with that one Mr. Dutch...



But dayumm it's FUNNY!

 

[smokin for life]

HAHAHAHA, That one got me chuckleing.

 

[coleysmokinbbq]

Dutch!...Watch out for that heavy iron skillet Ma Dutch is swinging at ya!!...

 

[Dutch]

I hear ya Coley, all the cast iron in the house is mine and the only one Ma Dutch will use is a little 6 incher. Of course it would have to be my antique Wagner fry pan, but hey if I'm going to get hit, best be hit with quality!!

 

[scotty]

The 6 inch barrel iron is the one to watch