Texans in Paris

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dutch, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A Texas rancher and his wife were arguing while touring Paris.
    They were hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
    When the waiter arrived, the rancher said, "I'll have a BIG THICK PORTERHOUSE STEAK."
    The waiter replied, "Monsieur, what about Ze Mad Cow?"
    The Rancher replied, "She'll have a Salad."
     
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    T'ain't scorin' many points with that one Mr. Dutch...



    But dayumm it's FUNNY!
     
  3. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    HAHAHAHA, That one got me chuckleing.
     
  4. coleysmokinbbq

    coleysmokinbbq Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Dutch!...Watch out for that heavy iron skillet Ma Dutch is swinging at ya!!...[​IMG][​IMG]
     
  5. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I hear ya Coley, all the cast iron in the house is mine and the only one Ma Dutch will use is a little 6 incher. Of course it would have to be my antique Wagner fry pan, but hey if I'm going to get hit, best be hit with quality!![​IMG]
     
  6. scotty

    scotty Smoking Fanatic

    The 6 inch barrel iron is the one to watch[​IMG]
     

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