Tetanus Shot Needed !

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bearcarver, Nov 14, 2010.

  1. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

           The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch 
           then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected 
           behavior, asks, Where are you going?" 
           
           He replies, "I'm going to the doctor." 
           She says, "Why, are you sick?" 
           He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff." 
           
           Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get 
           out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. 
           
           He says, "Where the hell are you going"? 
           She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." 
           He says, "Why, what do you need?" 
           
           She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm 
           getting a tetanus shot!"
     
  2. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL Too funny
     
  3. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one Bear!!
     
  4. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Love it...
     
  5. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

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  6. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I don't care who you are, that's funny![​IMG]
     
  7. northern greenhorn

    northern greenhorn Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Like it [​IMG]
     

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