A very elderly man was going for a walk one day when he came across a frog on the path.He stopped to look at the frog and the frog looked up at him and said"if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful sexy woman and will tend to your every desire."The old man bent down and picked up the frog, put it in his shirt pocket and went on with his walk.A few steps later the frog said"sir why didnt you kiss me?"The old man looked down and said"at my age Id rather have a talking frog."