Talking Frog

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dacdots, Aug 12, 2007.

  1. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A very elderly man was going for a walk one day when he came across a frog on the path.He stopped to look at the frog and the frog looked up at him and said"if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful sexy woman and will tend to your every desire."The old man bent down and picked up the frog, put it in his shirt pocket and went on with his walk.A few steps later the frog said"sir why didnt you kiss me?"The old man looked down and said"at my age Id rather have a talking frog."
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I know that feeling [​IMG]
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROFL - Good one!
     
  4. hillbillysmoker

    hillbillysmoker Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Probably saved himself a bunch of heart aches in the end also.
     

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