Here's a little giggle to start your Wednesday. These are beautiful to post above your office copy machine, and watch/listen for the fun to begin. Wait for the office know-it-all (see: village idiot) to keep bellering his or her name and the commands over and over again, it's absolutely hilarious. You can find these with literally any copy manufacturer's logo on it: if not, type it up yourself--it's still quite effective. And also let whomever handles your copy equipment in your office in on it: this can go on for hours that way. Enjoy!