I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud,
so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody
was staring at me....
Then I suddenly realized that I was listening
to my I-Pod.
...and how was your day?
I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud,
so I timed my farts with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody
was staring at me....
Then I suddenly realized that I was listening
to my I-Pod.
...and how was your day?
