HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
an hour. Don 't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all
four of 'em in tehouse. Better wait outside.
Cooter
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
an hour. Don 't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this
morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all
four of 'em in tehouse. Better wait outside.
Cooter
