Souther Security System

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
    work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
    magazine and your NRA magazines.

    3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

    Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in
    an hour. Don 't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
    this
    morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in
    it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all
    four of 'em in tehouse. Better wait outside.

    Cooter
     
  2. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    That'll work I'm going to the thrift store tomarrow :)
     
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    That'd work for me!
     

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