how to install an affordable security system

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by joed617, Aug 27, 2006.

  1. joed617

    joed617 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    How to install an affordable home security system...


    1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 Work boots.

    2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.

    3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

    4. Leave a note on your door:

    "Hey Bubba - Big Mike and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
    Don't mess with the Pit bulls. Better wait outside.
    They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad.
    I locked all four of them in the house."

    Joe
     

Share This Page