So you want to live forever?!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jirodriguez, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A Wish To Live Forever  

    I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

    "I want to live forever," I said.

    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

    "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

    "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
  2. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Nice Johnny!!
  4. daggerdoggie

    daggerdoggie Smoke Blower

    [​IMG]  LOL
  5. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Tooooo funny JR.........[​IMG]
  6. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Every single one of them need to be fired !!!!
  7. [​IMG] awesome one
  8. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL !!!!

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