So you want to live forever?!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jirodriguez, Aug 17, 2011.

  1. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A Wish To Live Forever  

    I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

    "I want to live forever," I said.

    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

    "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

    "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
     
  2. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

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  3. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Nice Johnny!!
     
  4. daggerdoggie

    daggerdoggie Smoke Blower

    [​IMG]  LOL
     
  5. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Tooooo funny JR.........[​IMG]
     
  6. roller

    roller Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Every single one of them need to be fired !!!!
     
  7. [​IMG] awesome one
     
  8. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL !!!!
     

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