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Silent Fart

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Feb 26, 2011.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    An older couple is attending church services.
    About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
    It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
    He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2011
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

  3. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  4. Bearcarver

    Bearcarver SMF Hall of Fame Pitmaster Group Lead OTBS Member

    Absolute Beauty!

    Hmmm, wonder if that has happened to me.

    Whenever I make less than a 90˚ turn with my pickup, Mrs Bear gives me "the look" and tells me to turn my blinkers off!

    Deaf Bear
  5. cycletrash

    cycletrash Meat Mopper

  6. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    that's just good stuff right there............
  7. scarbelly

    scarbelly Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member

    I think there was a battery issue last time I visited you - just sayin
  8. adiochiro3

    adiochiro3 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there!!!
  9. hmcm

    hmcm Smoke Blower

  10. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

  11. rednecksmoker

    rednecksmoker Newbie

  12. I think they go to my church!!!!
  13. dforbes

    dforbes Meat Mopper

    love it
  14. meateater

    meateater Legendary Pitmaster SMF Premier Member

    AMEN! .........[​IMG]
  15. micmike

    micmike Smoke Blower

    Where I come from, it is always 420. (time to smoke)