Silent Fart

[beer-b-q]

An older couple is attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"

 

[scarbelly]

 

[rdknb]

LMAO

 

[Bearcarver]

Absolute Beauty!

Hmmm, wonder if that has happened to me.

Whenever I make less than a 90˚ turn with my pickup, Mrs Bear gives me "the look" and tells me to turn my blinkers off!

Deaf Bear

 

[cycletrash]

LMAO

 

[chefrob]

that's just good stuff right there............

 

[scarbelly]

I think there was a battery issue last time I visited you - just sayin

 

[adiochiro3]

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there!!!

 

[hmcm]

LMAO 

 

[tyotrain]

LMAO

 

[rednecksmoker]

LMAO

 

[jjwdiver]

I think they go to my church!!!!

 

[dforbes]

love it

 

[meateater]

AMEN! .........

 

[micmike]

Where I come from, it is always 420. (time to smoke)