Silent Fart

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Gone but not forgotten. RIP
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May 1, 2007
An older couple is attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"
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Absolute Beauty!

Hmmm, wonder if that has happened to me.

Whenever I make less than a 90˚ turn with my pickup, Mrs Bear gives me "the look" and tells me to turn my blinkers off!

Deaf Bear
I think there was a battery issue last time I visited you - just sayin is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

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