Sign in a Scottsdale Golf Course Club House

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dutch, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    CLUB HOUSE RULES


    1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN !

    4. AVOID A QUICK BACK~SWING.

    5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

    6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANY ONE!

    7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

    8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

    9. QUIET PLEASE ...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

    10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.



    WELL DONE!!!!

    NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE and TEE OFF!
     
  2. cajun_1

    cajun_1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol...........
     
  3. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO!!

    Good one Dutch!

    Take care, have fun, and do good!

    Regards,

    Meowey
     
  4. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL!!!! [​IMG]
     
  5. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Oh My!! [​IMG]
     
  6. vulcan75001

    vulcan75001 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Good one Dutch..[​IMG]
     
  7. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    Goodness! Y'all need instructions for that? [​IMG]
     

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