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She left him

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Dutch, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. Dutch

    Dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member OTBS Admin SMF Premier Member

    My Friend's wife left him....and we don't understand it. After the last child was born, she told him they had to cut back on expenses-he had to give up drinking beer.

    He was not a big drinker, maybe a 12 pack on weekends.

    Anyway, he gave it up, but he noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 for makeup.

    He said,"Wait a minute, I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

    She said, " I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

    He told her,"Hell that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back.
  2. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    My lord Dutch thats pure wisdom.
  3. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey Dutch,
    Good one! But you know what they say about descretion being the better part of valor ...