Redneck & A richman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by triplebq, Jan 6, 2010.

  1. triplebq

    triplebq Smoking Fanatic

    A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only
    redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

    Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool .

    Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator all which of way & through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell . Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store gold fish .

    Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool , everybody was just stairing at him in disbelief . Finally the host says, "Well Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars ! "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy

    The rich man said "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about How about half a million bucks and a trip around world .

    "No thanks, I don't want it" answered Leroy . The host said come on I insist on giving you something , how about a new doulblewind and 50 acres down in Texas ? ... That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and season tickets to the WWE events across the USA as my guest and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Leroy said no.

    Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what
    do you want" ?????

    Leroy said, "All I want is the name of the sum bich who pushed me in that pool ! "
  2. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Haha good one![​IMG]
  3. triplebq

    triplebq Smoking Fanatic

    Thanks I did a quick search and didn't see it posted . I try NOT to repeat but some are worthy .
  4. morkdach

    morkdach Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    lol that was good seen it but its been a while.

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