Prescription

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to
    the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like
    to buy some cyanide.'


    The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I
    can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law!
    I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of
    bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
    in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
    and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
    prescription.

     

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