Police Dept. Applicant Test A man, having applied to join the Las Cruces, New Mexico, police force, is being interviewed. The Chief says, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you." Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, "Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a rabbit." The man asks, "Why the rabbit?" "Fantastic attitude!" says the Chief, "When can you start?