Police Dept. Applicant Test

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by coyote, Oct 4, 2008.

  1. coyote

    coyote Master of the Pit

    Police Dept. Applicant Test

    A man, having applied to join the Las Cruces, New Mexico, police force, is being
    The Chief says, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test
    that you must pass before I can recruit you."

    Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, "Take this gun with 13
    bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates
    and a rabbit."

    The man asks, "Why the rabbit?"

    "Fantastic attitude!" says the Chief, "When can you start?
  2. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

  3. jack2u2

    jack2u2 Smoke Blower

    I wanna know how Las Cruces got my qualifications app......[​IMG]
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    This being an election year, the rabbit population in Las Cruces will grow by at least 4X.
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    That's Great!

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