[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] 5 people are on a plane that is going down. There are only 4 parachutes.
Kobe Bryant says he is a star basketball player and the team needs
him, so he takes a parachute and jumps out.
Ted Turner says that he is doing good work for the people and believes
that his kidneys will last a couple more years, so he takes a
parachute and jumps out.
Hillary Clinton says that she is the best person for the presidency
and is the smartest person on the plane. She takes a parachute and
jumps out.
That leaves a 5 year old girl and George Bush. George says that he has
lived a long, good life and knows he will go to heaven, so he gives
the parachute to the little girl.
The little girl smiles and says, "Mr. Bush, we have 2 parachutes
left". Confused, George Bush says that there were only 4 parachutes
on the plane.
The little girl says, "yes, sir, but that smart lady jumped out with
my backpack.
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[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....[/font]
Kobe Bryant says he is a star basketball player and the team needs
him, so he takes a parachute and jumps out.
Ted Turner says that he is doing good work for the people and believes
that his kidneys will last a couple more years, so he takes a
parachute and jumps out.
Hillary Clinton says that she is the best person for the presidency
and is the smartest person on the plane. She takes a parachute and
jumps out.
That leaves a 5 year old girl and George Bush. George says that he has
lived a long, good life and knows he will go to heaven, so he gives
the parachute to the little girl.
The little girl smiles and says, "Mr. Bush, we have 2 parachutes
left". Confused, George Bush says that there were only 4 parachutes
on the plane.
The little girl says, "yes, sir, but that smart lady jumped out with
my backpack.
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[/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....[/font]
