Now I Went and Did It!

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TulsaJeff

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I need everyone to be really good for the next few days as I can't type out reprimands very well right now
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ok..ok.. you wanna know why I am sure and I can't just leave ya hangin'..

Yesterday while smoking 3 slabs of baby backs and 4 yard birds.. I got a notion for a cappuccino smoothie..

Normally my daughter would make this for me but she was busy so I set out to do it myself.

To make a long story short and because I am having difficulty typing.. I went to grab the cup that holds the contents and when I did, the cup flew off at that exact instant and I grabbed the blade instead..

Fortunately, I did not lose my fingers but they are glued together real good thanks to the emergency room doctor..

I had 13 cuts total with many of them being down to the bone.

All of the cuts are clean and doc feels like I will be good to go in about 7 to 10 days.

Other than the fact that I cannot type, play the piano, tie my shoes, etc, I am ok.

I would post pics but it looks kinda gross and might make some lose their appetite.

Would like to congratulate my daughter (12) who took it upon herself to find my thermometer and kept an eye on the smoker while I was being rushed to the hospital.. I was concerned about the food at one point and asked my wife to run home and check on it..

She thought I was delusional (I wasn't) and just gave me a defiant look that I knew better than to argue with
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All in all...it was the best chicken and ribs I have ever cooked. I told my daughter it had to be her touch
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Anyway.. as part of my ongoing therapy I am encouraged to talk about it so there you go
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My poor baby!!!!!

Well, the blender has been officially trashed. Even if it wasn't machine error (I think it was), I certainly can't bear the thought of drinking any more
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smoothies (ugh) from the same container that chewed up my husband's fingers!!!!!

Yes, my husband was SERIOUS when he asked me to LEAVE the ER and go home and check on his smoker!
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NOT happening!

Our oldest daughter uses that smoothie maker quite often, and at the risk of sounding a little callous...I'm glad it was Jeff, and not her. His big old fingers could take some beating up (hehe, no pun intended), but her little hands would have been in trouble.

I did ask him yesterday, while in the emergency room, if he...might need an epidural.
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Dang, Jeff. How many beers did that take?
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I hope you heal well and soon! It's good to hear you're on the mend. Post those pics anyway. We can take it!
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quote "I did ask him yesterday, while in the emergency room, if he...might need an epidural.
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That's funny, I don't care who ya are!
 
Hey Jeff, I'm glad your sort of ok, and I'm glad you got a sweet wife and baby girl. Now my friend, MILK it for all its worth!
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Sorry to hear of your injury, hopefully you can heal without too much pain. Good luck my friend.
 
Who cares about that, we want to see pics of the ribs!!!!!


Seriously though, heal up boss; we will keep an eye on your forum for ya.
 
Oh.. I am
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... "Oh honey, I can't do that with one hand" or "I need some ice cream before I faint again"

I ain't saying it doesn't have it's perks as well
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If you need help smoking any meat while you are down for the count, I would be happy to offer you a hand.

Sorry, couldn't resist. Hope you feel better.
 
"I got a notion for a cappuccino smoothie" ???

Hope you heal up quick. Glad nothing really major happened. With your hand or the meat. LOL

We're not done with you yet!!!
 
Do you have Pictures?

I've always been interested in pics of gross stuff like this...guess I'm a wierdo...Sorry! Perhaps I've seen too much on the job...
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Seriously...glad to hear you're on the mend! Also, it's got to be good to know you got the little'en waiting in the wings to keep the Que flowing!!!
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Jeff:

????? cappuccino smoothie ????? OK, I can see the problem right now. If you had asked for a cold beer, this never would have happened.

If you like the treatment you are getting, I would find some rubber blades for that thing and keep it around. You may need it again one day.

Seriously, I am glad you are going to be OK. Could have been devestating. Even though you got hurt pretty bad, sounds like it could have been even worse. Are you going to be able to work during the recoup?

Take care, and heal up. Skip
 
Well Boss Man you are a true Smoke Aholic To heck with my fingers hows the meat. Wish you well and a speedy recovery. Looks like your not the only pit master in the house. Congrats to your daughter for a job well done
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Jeeeeeez... Heal well and soon! There are a couple points here to glean from this experience:

1 Smoothies can be more hazardous than beer.
2 You, Sir ARE a smokaholic.
3 You should probably abstain from using any real type power tools
4 Quality Q cooking just might be hereditary
5 You wife and family love the heck outta you!

Take care of those digits. Glad to hear you have them all!
 
Never ever operate an electric kitchen appliance while under the influence of the Thin Blue Smoke... ever!

Glad the meat came out alright. Oh and your hand too.
 
Thanks for sharing that all with us , Boss! Once again it is proven that disaster can strike in only an instant and even if you are paying attention.

You WERE paying attention, weren't you?

And it also proves that when disaster strikes there are those who come forward to make up the difference. Kudos to your daughter!

Now, tell us how the epidural went!
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(Funny, but I think I just trashed my hopes of a raise)

Cheers!
 
Wow Jeff, you are one lucky man, especially having an alternate pit master to step in when daddy tries to do silly things with kitchen appliances!

Lessee, cappuccino smoothie and BBQ... If I were you, I'd rethink the cappuccino smoothie next time... besides, it really doesn't "roll off the tongue" like Beer and BBQ does.
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Take care, I hope you mend soon!
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