New device from Apple just in time for Christmas

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Jul 26, 2009
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

I had a wife that said that to me all the time. An yes she had a set of those but without the music. Man that would have been good enough to almost keep her around. I like music. is reader supported and as an Amazon Associate, we may earn commissions from qualifying purchases.

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