Dude, you just may have to eat those words
If I obtain the Holy grail of fast food fake BBQ goodness known as the McRib I just might roll that S.O.B in some sausage, if I do you have to take that $20 and smoke yourself one fine chuckie meal or a pastrami or something.
No worries, hell, if you were a "food snob" you would turn your nose up at half of the great meals we consider excellent BBQ.
I like to think I have a pretty good and diverse pallet, have tried and experienced so many different spices, dishes and culturally diverse dishes as well as worked in the restaurant business for many years and created many fine meals but no matter how something is prepared taste buds don't lie and good is good.
Though the McRib definitely is not what any one of us would consider BBQ there is no denying how good it is, gross as it may seem I ask that if you have never tried one then give it a shot. Bite into it with no biased, no expectations of smoke or true Q flavor but a burst of goodness, allow it to fill you with all of its High Fructose and MSG goodness which I'm sure it is full of, but then again how many sauces, rubs, even bread and cereals, good majority of them contain either MSG or HFCS.
Heck, I like Italian food and I think many dishes at Olive Garden are really good, especially their Zuppa Tuscana soup, man that is good soup! Pretty much one of the rare times you will find kale in a dish as an ingredient as opposed to a garnish.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that it is finger lickin good...wait, wrong place
I actually do not care for KFc, really greasy and really dry.
Where's my Go Chicken Go!?