Little Larry...

[daveomak]

Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up  and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy

and in good shape before I buy.

Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ....'

 

[venture]

Good one.

Reminds me of the farmer's wife who weighed piglets.  And the mailman?

No details available.  Family friendly forum here.

Good luck and good smoking.