Left hand or right hand Brisket-which is more tender?

[bbqbrett]

Those left handed batters are udderly amazing!

Boy, you are really milking it with that joke!

 

[indaswamp]

LOL!

 

[hb99]

Boy, you are really milking it with that joke!

Go ahead..."horn" in anytime you'd like...:D

Sorry, I gotta "hoof" it outta here...:rolleyes:

 

[bbqbrett]

Go ahead..."horn" in anytime you'd like...:D

Sorry, I gotta "hoof" it outta here...:rolleyes:

Well, you can normally cownt me in on puns like these but if I tell to many I find that people want to kick my dairyair.

 

[hb99]

Well, you can normally cownt me in on puns like these but if I tell to many I find that people want to kick my dairyair.

I agree moost certainly...

 

[bbqbrett]

I agree moost certainly...

Well, I hope most people won't have a beef with us for jokes like these.

 

[hb99]

Well, I hope most people won't have a beef with us for jokes like these.

Yeah, they'll probably "tip" us like we have hoof IN mouth disease...

 

[lemans]

What is more 6 or a half a dozen?

 

[bbqbrett]

Yeah, they'll probably "tip" us like we have hoof IN mouth disease...

You could have a real field day with all these jokes going "past your eyes".

 

[hb99]

What is more 6 or a half a dozen?

6...half a "doze"n is called a nap...:D What do I win?

 

[lemans]

A left sided brisket!!

 

[hb99]

You could have a real field day with all these jokes going "past your eyes".

I saw them but I never "herd" them..

 

[bbqbrett]

I saw them but I never "herd" them..

Well maybe if I had the proper gear I "cud" find a way to upload some audio. Not sure if it would be worth the "heifert" though.

 

[hb99]

OK, I have to stop this...I'm busy. ; ' )

How many kids can ride a cow? 5...4 on the back and 1 on the handle bars...

 

[bbqbrett]

OK, I have to stop this...I'm busy. ; ' )

How many kids can ride a cow? 5...4 on the back and 1 on the handle bars...

No problem... I have been neglecting what I am supposed to be doing as well. Hope I did not steer you off into the wrong direction for too long. Catch you later! :D

 

[hb99]

No problem... I have been neglecting what I am supposed to be doing as well. Hope I did not steer you off into the wrong direction for too long. Catch you later! :D

No rustle, er, hassle... :cool:

 

[chopsaw]

Of the ones standing, how many were going clockwise around the hill, versus counterclockwise?

well that's a one leg shorter than the other situation .

 

[myownidaho]

well that's a one leg shorter than the other situation .

But there are gravity issues to be addressed when it comes to muscle development. I would assume the downhill side would be under more stress, hence a larger, tougher brisket. Trying to use reason and logic here.

 

[challenger]

This thread has moooooved me in ways you cud never udderstand :p

 

[Bearcarver]

Around here we call them "Hillside Cows". Only walk comfortably in one direction.

My Dad was something like that after breaking his leg in two places & his ankle on Home plate when he was 40 years old.
He was safe at home, but suffered quite a bit from it. When everything healed, his Right ankle ended less than perfect. That ankle would only bend in one direction. Since he was a Self-Employed Carpenter, when he did roofing, he had trouble going in the one direction across the slope of the roof, because of that ankle. He used to say it was because he was like a "Hillside Cow", with 2 legs shorter than the other 2.

Bear