A lawyer runs a stop sign & gets pulled over by a deputy.
He thinks he's smarter than the deputy because he's a NY
lawyer & certain he had a better education then a cop
from GA, so decided to prove it to himself & have some
fun at the deputy's expense.
Deputy: "License & registration, please."
Lawyer: "What for?"
Deputy: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
Lawyer: "I slowed down, no one was coming."
Deputy "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
& registration, please."
Lawyer "What's the difference?"
Deputy "The difference is, you have to come to complete
stop, it's the law. License & registration!"
Lawyer "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration,
you give me a ticket. If not you let me go & don't give
me a ticket."
Deputy: "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle."
The deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the
crap outta the lawyer & says "Want me to stop? Or just
slow down?"
He thinks he's smarter than the deputy because he's a NY
lawyer & certain he had a better education then a cop
from GA, so decided to prove it to himself & have some
fun at the deputy's expense.
Deputy: "License & registration, please."
Lawyer: "What for?"
Deputy: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."
Lawyer: "I slowed down, no one was coming."
Deputy "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
& registration, please."
Lawyer "What's the difference?"
Deputy "The difference is, you have to come to complete
stop, it's the law. License & registration!"
Lawyer "If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration,
you give me a ticket. If not you let me go & don't give
me a ticket."
Deputy: "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle."
The deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the
crap outta the lawyer & says "Want me to stop? Or just
slow down?"
