A lawyer runs a stop sign & gets pulled over by a deputy. He thinks he's smarter than the deputy because he's a NY lawyer & certain he had a better education then a cop from GA, so decided to prove it to himself & have some fun at the deputy's expense. Deputy: "License & registration, please." Lawyer: "What for?" Deputy: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer: "I slowed down, no one was coming." Deputy "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License & registration, please." Lawyer "What's the difference?" Deputy "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, it's the law. License & registration!" Lawyer "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration, you give me a ticket. If not you let me go & don't give me a ticket." Deputy: "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle." The deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the crap outta the lawyer & says "Want me to stop? Or just slow down?"