Lawyers

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A lawyer runs a stop sign & gets pulled over by a deputy.

    He thinks he's smarter than the deputy because he's a NY
    lawyer & certain he had a better education then a cop
    from GA, so decided to prove it to himself & have some
    fun at the deputy's expense.

    Deputy: "License & registration, please."

    Lawyer: "What for?"

    Deputy: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
    sign."

    Lawyer: "I slowed down, no one was coming."

    Deputy "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License
    & registration, please."

    Lawyer "What's the difference?"

    Deputy "The difference is, you have to come to complete
    stop, it's the law. License & registration!"

    Lawyer "If you can show me the legal difference between
    slow down & stop, I'll give you my license & registration,
    you give me a ticket. If not you let me go & don't give
    me a ticket."

    Deputy: "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle."

    The deputy takes out his nightstick & starts beating the
    crap outta the lawyer & says "Want me to stop? Or just
    slow down?"
     

Share This Page