Kids, Don't Try This At Home

[wntrlnd]

OK, so I'm looking to buy a marinade injector so I check various models over at Amazon.com.  I'm reading product reviews, and I found this hilarious recipe for a turkey marinade, by a Mr. Bits, of Chicago, IL.

I laughed so hard I went and read all his product reviews.  Some pretty funny bits.

Sleepytime Turkey Dinner Marinade. 1 cup water, 2 Ts salt, 1 Ts sugar, 1 bay leaf, 1 head of garlic (peeled), 10oz Cherry Nyquil, 4 juniper berries This recipe is perfect for stressed adults and over-anxious children awaiting Santa. The succulent marinade juices combined with doxylamine succinate and the turkey's natural lactic acid will have everyone dreaming of sugarplums in no time. Enjoy

 

[mballi3011]

Now I have looked over this marinade and something just doesn't look right. I see it now it's the garlic why would you peel a head of garlic.????  But other then that I think it needs a shot of whiskey and THEN it will go down smooooottthhhh.

 

[wntrlnd]

LOL! 

exactly!

then again, with the juniper berries, perhaps a shot or two of Gin