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Kids, Don't Try This At Home

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by wntrlnd, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. OK, so I'm looking to buy a marinade injector so I check various models over at Amazon.com.  I'm reading product reviews, and I found this hilarious recipe for a turkey marinade, by a Mr. Bits, of Chicago, IL.

    I laughed so hard I went and read all his product reviews.  Some pretty funny bits.
    Sleepytime Turkey Dinner Marinade.

    1 cup water,
    2 Ts salt,
    1 Ts sugar,
    1 bay leaf,
    1 head of garlic (peeled),
    10oz Cherry Nyquil,
    4 juniper berries

    This recipe is perfect for stressed adults and over-anxious children awaiting Santa. The succulent marinade juices combined with doxylamine succinate and the turkey's natural lactic acid will have everyone dreaming of sugarplums in no time. Enjoy
  2. mballi3011

    mballi3011 Epic Pitmaster OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Now I have looked over this marinade and something just doesn't look right. I see it now it's the garlic why would you peel a head of garlic.????  But other then that I think it needs a shot of whiskey and THEN it will go down smooooottthhhh.
  3. LOL! 


    then again, with the juniper berries, perhaps a shot or two of Gin