OK, so I'm looking to buy a marinade injector so I check various models over at Amazon.com. I'm reading product reviews, and I found this hilarious recipe for a turkey marinade, by a Mr. Bits, of Chicago, IL.
I laughed so hard I went and read all his product reviews. Some pretty funny bits.
I laughed so hard I went and read all his product reviews. Some pretty funny bits.
Sleepytime Turkey Dinner Marinade. 1 cup water, 2 Ts salt, 1 Ts sugar, 1 bay leaf, 1 head of garlic (peeled), 10oz Cherry Nyquil, 4 juniper berries This recipe is perfect for stressed adults and over-anxious children awaiting Santa. The succulent marinade juices combined with doxylamine succinate and the turkey's natural lactic acid will have everyone dreaming of sugarplums in no time. Enjoy |