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Kids, Don't Try This At Home


Meat Mopper
Joined Oct 18, 2009
OK, so I'm looking to buy a marinade injector so I check various models over at Amazon.com.  I'm reading product reviews, and I found this hilarious recipe for a turkey marinade, by a Mr. Bits, of Chicago, IL.

I laughed so hard I went and read all his product reviews.  Some pretty funny bits.
Sleepytime Turkey Dinner Marinade.

1 cup water,
2 Ts salt,
1 Ts sugar,
1 bay leaf,
1 head of garlic (peeled),
10oz Cherry Nyquil,
4 juniper berries

This recipe is perfect for stressed adults and over-anxious children awaiting Santa. The succulent marinade juices combined with doxylamine succinate and the turkey's natural lactic acid will have everyone dreaming of sugarplums in no time. Enjoy


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Joined Mar 12, 2009

Now I have looked over this marinade and something just doesn't look right. I see it now it's the garlic why would you peel a head of garlic.????  But other then that I think it needs a shot of whiskey and THEN it will go down smooooottthhhh.


Meat Mopper
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Joined Oct 18, 2009


then again, with the juniper berries, perhaps a shot or two of Gin

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