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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." **
**Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" **
**The **little silver haired lady **says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a rooster." **
**Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. **
**She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table. **
**He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, **
**"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
rooster." **
**He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a **nice cup of tea*, and then," he said with a deep
sigh ............ **
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."*
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." **
**Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" **
**The **little silver haired lady **says, "According to the
picture on the box, it's a rooster." **
**Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. **
**She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table. **
**He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, **
**"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
rooster." **
**He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.
Let's have a **nice cup of tea*, and then," he said with a deep
sigh ............ **
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."*
