PADUCAH - Roy Blaylock, 78, a longtime Paducah school bus driver, has reportedly become the talk of the town after renting a yacht from a Paducah City Marina and catching the eye of 25-year-old Mariah Willard.
According to sources, the pair have been inseparable for the past three weeks, cruising the lake and enjoying long, scenic afternoons. Willard reportedly believes Blaylock is a wealthy businessman, though he has yet to correct her assumptions. “I’m just enjoying her company,” Blaylock said with a wink. "Why ruin the fun?
Blaylock, who usually spends his days navigating children to school, says the yacht adventures are “a nice change of pace,” adding, “Besides, I’ve always liked the idea of being a boat captain. It kind of suits me.”
The elderly Paducah man, who admits that he barely makes $20,000 a year, says that Mariah is the kind of woman he's always envisioned himself with. "At my age, it's tough to land someone this pretty and young," he says. "And at my age, it's nice to have someone around who knows CPR!"
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According to sources, the pair have been inseparable for the past three weeks, cruising the lake and enjoying long, scenic afternoons. Willard reportedly believes Blaylock is a wealthy businessman, though he has yet to correct her assumptions. “I’m just enjoying her company,” Blaylock said with a wink. "Why ruin the fun?
Blaylock, who usually spends his days navigating children to school, says the yacht adventures are “a nice change of pace,” adding, “Besides, I’ve always liked the idea of being a boat captain. It kind of suits me.”
The elderly Paducah man, who admits that he barely makes $20,000 a year, says that Mariah is the kind of woman he's always envisioned himself with. "At my age, it's tough to land someone this pretty and young," he says. "And at my age, it's nice to have someone around who knows CPR!"
This is a developing story.
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The Paducah Insider is a news satire and parody publication. All content contained within this page, however similar to real events, is fictitious. Any real, semi-real or similar names, places, people, products, services and locales are used purely for satirical purposes, and the corresponding story details are purely fictional. Thank you!
