Indian Tale (Rated R - Sort of)

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  1. bearmoe

    bearmoe StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    THE INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
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    > There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was
    > 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
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    > After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,'If
    > anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
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    > The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
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    > Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning,
    > Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where
    > he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
    > day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
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    > The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
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    > Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
    > named Yellow Bird returned to the vil lage after being away. Yellow Bird, who
    > was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
    > and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
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    > Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to
    > her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
    > made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
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    > What is the moral of this story?...... ......
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    > OH, come on...take a guess!
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    > Think about it
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    > (You're going to love this!)
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    > And the moral is.
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    > You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
     

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