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Discussion in 'Pork' started by ralphbrown05, Aug 21, 2010.
hello...my name is ralph...and im addicted to smoked food
join the club, we all are, and there doesnt seem to be a cure
just buy larger clothes
lol i was gonna say prepare for bigger britches lol
And More Meat!!!!
What? There's Morton Tender Quick, Bradley Honey Meat Cure, Yeagers #814...
I think it's contagious. I've got it too!
So, I've decided to share my 12 Step program for Smokaholics
Step 1: Admit you have a problem: you can't get enough smoked meats
Step 2. Visit local hardware stores, linger in the BBQ section. Ask a lot of questions.
Step 3. Start dropping hints to the spouse that it sure would be nice to get a smoker for Christmas.
Step 4. Stockpile and season smoker woods
Step 5. Join SMF and enroll in Jeff's 5 Day smoker course
Step 6. Bring smoker home, practice fire control
Step 7. Buy ribs
Step 8. Mix up and apply some rub
Step 9. Bring smoker up to temperature
Step 10. Add ribs
Step 11. Maintain constant temperature for 6 hours
Step 12. Remove ribs and eat!
I'm on step 11 right now! :)
Welcome Ralph! Of all the things we could get wrapped up in my wife is happy I am a "smoker" of meats. She does get frustrated a few times because I am always wanting something bigger "just in case" we need it! Oh well.
Welcome to the club!
Welcome to the O.S.D. Ward
Where everyone has an Obsessive Smoking Disorder
Here we live to smoke,the more the better
Have fun and,
Just admitting the addiction is step 1
The other 11 steps are just more meat and smoke and you will be fine - BTW
Do not look for a cure there is none