I have a keyboard error

[crazybuoy]

 person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.

When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.

She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error?

There isn't even a keyboard attached?

 

[mr mac]

Blonde roots I'd bet! 

 

[hitmark]

While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.


He said it said "File not found".


I told him to do a dir.


I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed.


He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat."


I said type this in "type autoexec.bat".


Again he got "File not found".


I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed.


He said, "I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat'.