My Names Don and I'm a smoke a holic..........................it's been 3 weeks since my last smoke, and I'm doing o.k.
the wind storm a couple days ago blew down my smokers chimney and I've not been feeling to well, what with the flu and all so I'm just looking out the back window now and again and making sure the wind don't blow away the rest of my 200 lb stainless steel smoker. I tried calling my smoking sponcer about my looking out the window and feeling sad, but he wanted to meet me at schwartz's deli for a smoked meat sandwitch and I was afraid that might make me slip and by another smoker.................. so I'm working my 12 steps of smoke aholics to the best of my abilitys and all will go o.k. I'm sure
step 1 admitted I was powerless over smoking that my life had become one nonstop Bar B Q
step 2 came to believe that the fine folks at smoking meat forums could help me improve my smoking
step 3 addmited on the roll call forum I was a smoker and needed help
step 4 made a search on smoking meat forum to find out all the tricks I didn't know
step 5 admitted to Jeff and all the other fine folks here I was a newbie and needed help
step 6 I was entirerly ready to take in all advice offered
step 7 Humbly ask you all to look at my qviews and give me input
step 8 made a list of all the great ideas I got and was willing to try new things
step 9 made direct attempts at using these ideas except when todo so sounded real dumb
step 10 continued to improve in my smoking skills and bragged about it at every chance
step 11 sought through forum chat and blind faith to improve my smoking skills
step 12 having improved to the point where I feel I know enough to be dangerous, I bought my smoking meat forums atire and started smoking my first thong
lololol sorry folks just couldn't help my self
