Hickory smoke as an aphrodisiac???

[dacdots]

The smell of Hickory smoke and gunpowder,if that dont get a girl going loose her.

 

[walking dude]

wow monty..........quite the innovator you are.....hats off to you, with some rep points added.........


d88de

 

[monty]

Thanks, WD!

I am kind of a tinkerer and enjoy coming up with new ways to do old things. And I have some some great resources for materials and equipment.

I have a few other neat little thingies I will put out into the gardening section come spring.

But for now it seems that Old Spice and smoke will do it. Now, if I listen to my favorite hillbilly and add a bit it seems that Smoke, Gunpowder and Old Spice will be a sure thing combo!

Willing to try anything once!

Thanks for the points, Friend!

Cheers!

 

[walking dude]

i appreciate any one who tinkers.......in my family......we call it blacksmithing........geek with fire and his innovations with laptop control of his firebox...........smokebuzz and his innovations........and i just stand here in awe........
tho i do innovate in other areas........heheheh........djdeb and gypsyseagod knows........hehehe........ONE day........one day.....ahh well.......least i can stand here in awe of all you others........hats off to all of you...........

proud to be part of the group

d88de

 

[monty]

And we're proud to have you standing beside us!

Smoke on!

and

Cheers!

 

[smokin for life]

When I first started smoking meat my wife would tell me to jump in the shower right away, but now she tells me how good it smells. It's like once she started eating it she likes the smell. Women.... go figure.

 

[bigarm's smokin]

Patty honey, it might smell, "ok", but the minute that your boyfriend licked your neck, he's gonna be spittin and puckerin.

 

[cowgirl]

Good point Terry! lol I should stick to using bacon or bologna behind my ears.

 

[bigarm's smokin]

ah, ya better not Patty, most of these, "good ole boys" here on the forum, ain't got all the culture and class what I's got,

, so DON'T tempt them.

 

[hawgheaven]

Funny, I was thinking that properly applied smoke has a definite attraction to the opposite sex. Why, just last Sunday after my all day smoke, I approached my wife - wearing only my best smile and a strong hickory scent - then gently kissed her cheek and whispered, "Dinner's ready, and so am I..."

In between her howls of laughter, she managed to squeek out, "Let's eat... and you may want to rethink your wardrobe!"

So much for that theory...

 

[pigcicles]

Ouch! Shot down with icecicles

 

[bigarm's smokin]

Oh Lord Phil, I coulda went all day without readin that.

Dang, the thought of that is gonna haunt me all day.

 

[cowgirl]

Nix the bologna huh?
I probably better just stick with my Deep Wood's Off.

 

[chris_harper]

after a day of smoking a brisket in mesquite, my loves the way i smell. you says, "you smell good enough to eat". but i do have to take a shower before i climb into bed.

 

[lisacsco]

well, now, let me chime in here....

man up early, gettin dirty workin the smoker....

he ran to get something for breakfast after the smoker is just right...

brought me the food so i could stay in the covers all warm....

meat is smokin away, he messes around in the yard, has some beer...

wind does bite a little today....he hasnt shaved, hair all wooly...

no kiss better than from a workin man, unshaven, wooly hair, cold nose and ears, smelling like work, smoke and meat cookin, when i was allowed to be lazy alll dayyy :)

now, thats a man, ladies!

eat'em up!!

 

[hawgheaven]

Thanks Lisa!

I hope my wife reads this...

 

[dacdots]

Oh Lisa,I love it when you talk like that.Those WV wemon really make my blood boil.

 

[richoso1]

Well Lisa, it sounds like there may be a whisper of hope...

 

[jmedic25]

I think I am married to your wifes long lost sister. Mine would say the same thing!!! LMAO

 

[gypsyseagod]

i married a west virginia family(thats how it really works)......she can smell the obsession clear under the mesquite & hickory/maple & i still get razzed cause i don't go to town smelling of barn boots & tractor oil....