He shudda joined us here instead!

[pops6927]

Following is an article from California... if the guy had a sausage fetish, we could of gotten him started the right way!

Man rubbed with spices, other beaten with sausage

A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
By The Fresno Bee


FRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
Lt. Ian Burrimond said a suspect was found in a nearby field and taken into custody. Deputies, he said, had no problem linking a suspect to the crime: "It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID."
Arrested was a 22-year-old Fresno resident.
The spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, were taken from the victims' kitchen.
He said money that had been taken was recovered, but the sausage was discarded and eaten by a dog. "That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.

 

[mrsb]

I think whatever he was smoking had nothing to do with sausage. That's pretty funny though!

 

[lcruzen]

FRESNO, Calif. — A stranger broke into a home east of Fresno, rubbed spices on the body of one of two men as they slept and used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man in the face and head before he fled



Is he sure that was a sausage?

 

[grothe]

Sounds a little suspicious to me too!!

 

[4t64rd]

I did that in college once...

Hey, I was young and needed the money.

 

[supervman]

What a bizarre freaky dude.
How could you not wake up when getting "spice rubbed".

Pounding someone in the head w sausage?

I also hope those (yes it was California) two dudes who were assaulted were at least in different rooms.

 

[fanciesmom]

And a dog ate the evidence!!!! Jeeze! I darn near laughed myself sick. There are some serious nutjobs out there!!