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Frank Feldman

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.”

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Passenger: “Who?”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cabbie: “Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Passenger: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cabbie: “Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Passenger: “Sounds like he was something really special.”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cabbie: “There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Passenger: “Wow, some guy then.”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cabbie: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Passenger: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”[/font]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”[/font]
 

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LOL----I love it !!!   


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