> The Sweetness of Married Life
>
>
>
> A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
> party with his old buddies.
>
> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>
> "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
>
>
> "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a
>beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
> refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
> different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc
>
>
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...they
>have frozen glasses... "
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
> him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge
> beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
> holding it.
>
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
> bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
> be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>
>
> "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
>
>
>
> "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing,
> dirty words and all that..."
>
> "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR
> A*S DOWN, SHUT THE H*LL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A*S ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA*S?"
>
>
>
> and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
>
>
> MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP
>
>
>
> A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
> party with his old buddies.
>
> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
>
> "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
>
>
> "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a
>beer."
>
> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
> refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
> different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc
>
>
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know...they
>have frozen glasses... "
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
> him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge
> beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just
> holding it.
>
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
> bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't
> be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
>
>
> "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.
>
>
>
> "But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing,
> dirty words and all that..."
>
> "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SH*T! SIT YOUR
> A*S DOWN, SHUT THE H*LL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A*S ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SH*T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA*S?"
>
>
>
> and...they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
>
>
> MARRIED LIFE - MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP
