First of 2023!

[sawhorseray]

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, Baby, Mama needs new clothes..!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes..! Yes..! I won, I won.." She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll..?"
The other answered, "Fecked if I know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY ;-
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but....all men...are men..!

 

[tbern]

another batch of winners, thanks Ray!!

 

[halleoneagain]

I remember all 20 of these, but I already knew I was older than dirt. On # 15, before there was a number prefix, it was just four numbers (ours was 4264, and an operator connected all calls for you).

 

[Gonna Smoke]

Great way to start the new year, Ray.

Just before this somebody said, "Here, hold my beer."

 

[Inscrutable]

I got 16, but probably just so old I couldn’t remember the other 4

 

[Gonna Smoke]

I got 16, but probably just so old I couldn’t remember the other 4

Tim, unfortunately or fortunately, I remember them all...

 

[sawhorseray]

Yeah, I got all of them too, couldn't stand Black Jack gum. RAY

 

[halleoneagain]

Yeah, I got all of them too, couldn't stand Black Jack gum. RAY

Kinda nasty tasting gum, for sure. Roller skate keys, wow. Those "prongs" sure could wreak havoc on saddle shoes. Anybody remember saddle shoes?

 

[sawhorseray]

Anybody remember saddle shoes?

They were standard issue for girls that went to a Catholic school.

 

[halleoneagain]

They were standard issue for girls that went to a Catholic school.

Hey Ray, yup, that would be me. Black and white one year, brown and white the next.

 

[sawhorseray]

Yeah Lynn, I did a few years with the Christain Brothers myself, gets you ready to make a living. RAY

 

[JLeonard]

Great chuckles this morning. Thanks!

Jim

 

[GaryHibbert]

Great way to start the year, Ray. Love the "Flat Earth Surfing" joke.
100% Older Than Dirt Gary

 

[6GRILLZNTN]

Yeah, I got all of them too, couldn't stand Black Jack gum. RAY

I can still get these at my local Cracker Barrel.

 

[sawhorseray]

Clove would be another flavor I don't much care for, good way to ruin a ham. RAY

 

[sawhorseray]

 

[crazymoon]

SHR, Another good batch, Thanks for the laughs !

 

[goldendogs]

All great one's looking forward to the next edition. Thanks

 

[Brokenhandle]

I loved them Ray! Always makes me laugh!

Ryan

 

[bauchjw]

Awesome laugh for the new year! Thank you!