A B-52 (Buff) was lumbering along when a cocky
F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to
show off.
The fighter jock told the Buff pilot,
"watch this!" and promptly went into a
barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as
he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the Buff pilot what
he thought of that. The pilot said,
"That was impressive, but watch this!"
The B-52 droned along for about 5 minutes
and then the Buff pilot came back on and
said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot as ked, "What the
hell did you do?" The Buff pilot replied,
"I got out of my seat, stretched my legs, went to
the back, took a piss , then got a cup of
coffee and my cinnamon bun out of the oven."
F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to
show off.
The fighter jock told the Buff pilot,
"watch this!" and promptly went into a
barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as
he broke the sound barrier.
The F-16 pilot asked the Buff pilot what
he thought of that. The pilot said,
"That was impressive, but watch this!"
The B-52 droned along for about 5 minutes
and then the Buff pilot came back on and
said "What did you think of that?"
Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot as ked, "What the
hell did you do?" The Buff pilot replied,
"I got out of my seat, stretched my legs, went to
the back, took a piss , then got a cup of
coffee and my cinnamon bun out of the oven."
