A B-52 (Buff) was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the Buff pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the Buff pilot what he thought of that. The pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!" The B-52 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the Buff pilot came back on and said "What did you think of that?" Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot as ked, "What the hell did you do?" The Buff pilot replied, "I got out of my seat, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a piss , then got a cup of coffee and my cinnamon bun out of the oven."