F-16 vs B-52

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Sep 12, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A B-52 (Buff) was lumbering along when a cocky
    F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to
    show off.

    The fighter jock told the Buff pilot,
    "watch this!" and promptly went into a
    barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
    He then finished with a sonic boom as
    he broke the sound barrier.

    The F-16 pilot asked the Buff pilot what
    he thought of that. The pilot said,
    "That was impressive, but watch this!"

    The B-52 droned along for about 5 minutes
    and then the Buff pilot came back on and
    said "What did you think of that?"
    Puzzled, the F-1 6 pilot as ked, "What the
    hell did you do?" The Buff pilot replied,

    "I got out of my seat, stretched my legs, went to
    the back, took a piss , then got a cup of
    coffee and my cinnamon bun out of the oven."
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LMAO ... that was a good one!

    Blue side up! [​IMG]
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    You don't get old being a fool...

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