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Decent BBQ Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by brianj517, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that. Her husband, looking with disinterest, remarked; "Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbeque!"
    Later that evening, tucked up cozy in bed, he leant over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully; "How about it?" She replied "It's hardly worth lighting the Barby for half a sausage now is it?!!" :lol: