Dad jokes

[bigfurmn]

I realize it's a bit late on Fathers Day but who has any good Dad jokes???

 

[Fueling Around]

Getting a card that reads on the face
"Happy Father's Day to my Boyfriend"
Open and you read "Scared you?"

 

[GaryHibbert]

That's funny!!
I must be a bit slow today. Had to read that one twice before the light came on.
Gary

 

[bigfurmn]

Was my first Father's Day this year. My parents got me a card... A big chip and a small chip in cheese. Big chip "I'm nacho average dad". Little chip "you're so cheesy".

As my dads best friend says to me... "You never had a chance". I laugh every time.

 

[Fueling Around]

Father's Day and Mother's Day kinda blur in my eyes.
It takes 2 to tango?