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Nov 12, 2006
Saxton, Pa.
A man was boarding an airliner with a box of crabs.

A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's
refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to
rant and rave about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the
gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney , please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them herself!

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