Jack Daniel's Christmas Cookies
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup or brown sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
>
> Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Jack
> again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup
> and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter In a large fluffy
> bowl.
>
> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
> make sure the whiskey is still ok, try another Cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup Of dried
> fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner.
>
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry It loose with a
> drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves A sheet. Check
> the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can Find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiel's
> and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
> Cherry Mistmas !
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup or brown sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jack Daniel's Whiskey.
>
> Sample the Jack to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Jack
> again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, Pour one level cup
> and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter In a large fluffy
> bowl.
>
> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to
> make sure the whiskey is still ok, try another Cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup Of dried
> fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner.
>
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry It loose with a
> drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Jack to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves A sheet. Check
> the Jack Daniel's. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can Find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiel's
> and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
> Cherry Mistmas !
