Chewing Gum....Jeez I've got a problem

[geek with fire]

I am just ate up with smokin' lately. I actually found myself sitting here unwrapping a piece of chewing gum and went....huh....wonder if I could cold smoke this stuff? Totally ridiculous....of course I'm gonna try it.

 

[pigcicles]

And of course it will need to be done robotically. Temperature scanned for accuracy and the ability to repeat the process. Hmmm smoked meat flavored chewing gum??? Just might be on to something

 

[peculiarmike]

Double Bubble Brisket Flavor.................. WOW!

Blow a big ol' bubble, when it pops..... a little cloud of "Thin Blue"

 

[richtee]

And a l'il puff of smoke with every bubble ya blow!

 

[geek with fire]

Finally! You people are starting to come around to my line of thinking.

 

[richtee]

Heh... "Open the smoker door, Hal..."

On edit: a fairly obscure reference to "2001- A Space Odessey" heh

 

[placebo]

Lol use Nicorette and you could have smoked smokers gum!

 

[fatback joe]

You mentioned in the Title of this post that you have a problem............what is the problem???

 

[geek with fire]

"I'm sorry Dave... I can't do that"

 

[richtee]

Well, I KNEW *YOU'D* get it...sheesh! LOL!

 

[moltenone]

bet you could cold smoke it ;)


Mark