Blonde to Houston

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP
    AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.




    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE
    THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE
    TO SIT IN THE BACK.


    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
    STAYING RIGHT HERE."


    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
    CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
    ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.


    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE
    ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.


    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M
    STAYING RIGHT HERE."


    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING
    WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.


    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE! ? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO
    A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."


    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M
    SORRY." SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.


    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO
    MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.


    I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ."
     
  2. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ouch!! That's a good one[​IMG]
     
  3. smokeys my pet

    smokeys my pet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Smack me silly that was good!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. wvsmokeman

    wvsmokeman Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    hehehehe........good one!!
     
  5. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    HA! Good one!
     

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