Barbie Doll (R)

[coyote]

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir...., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's left nut.

 

[brandsbay]

oh man thats funny,dam I married barbie

 

[werdwolf]

Ain't that the truth

 

[monty]

Been there, suffered it, better off now!

 

[meat-man]

lol that was great

 

[travcoman45]

yes sir, that be bout the size of it!

 

[smokedcaveman]

this reminds me why I'm still a bachelor at 30. glad I haven't been that dumb yet...lol

 

[13spicerub]

LOL.

my chick is goin for her PHD, so hopefully I'll be the one makin out like a bandit if things go sour.