Lol...I remember seeing this printed on a piece of paper when I was kid.
Anybody else remember, "It's not my job?"
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Lol...I remember seeing this printed on a piece of paper when I was kid.
bbqbrett
Master of the Pit
I know I have seen that somewhere before. May have been on my Aunt's or Grandma's fridge or wall.
LOL!
Yes, I remember it.
As a matter of fact, I was Nobody a smidgen after Midnight today.
One of the Big bathroom trailers apparently got forgotten to be picked up.
It was landed in a large parking lot, and had been put there by SOMEBODY.
Because ANYBODY could have moved it from where NOBODY had left it.
And EVERYBODY was gone except the poor old security guard who wanted to go home.
So knowing the big bathroom really did not belong where SOMEBODY had left it, and taking pity on the poor old guard, I called my Boss (My Son In Law) and woke his ass up at 11:30 PM to inquire about the elephant forgotten when the circus left town.
He checked and it was not in any of his orders to move it back to the yard. So I just rolled out with my last trip of the day, a smaller unit that was out of water to run the toilets and sinks. Apparently SOMEBODY had used it so much that it could not even be used by NOBODY (And was likely fulled with what most bathrooms acquire from EVERYBODY)
So I went on my way dragging old PooGold the 50 minutes down the Freeway to the yard where they get cleaned and readied for the next shitty day.
But it bothered me that SOMEBODY had forgotten Miss Turdtanic, and the lonely guard tasked to watch over the tusker. Bothered me so much I was considering just retrieving the lost turd box anyway on my own. As I was nearing the yard, the phone rang and the Son In Law must have been loosing sleep over it too. I volunteered to return for the 3rd time to drag the Turdtanic back in, because we both knew that SOMEBODY had messed up, and EVERYBODY was gone, and it could have been dragged in by ANYBODY, but....
Yep, you got it, NOBODY was the one who did the work, and rescued the Turdtanic, so the lonely security guard could go meet his pillow.
While EVERYBODY was thinking that SOMEBODY did what ANYBODY could have done but NOBODY saved them all.
I'm NOBODY.
And Honest to God, it is a true story.
Yes, I remember it.
As a matter of fact, I was Nobody a smidgen after Midnight today.
One of the Big bathroom trailers apparently got forgotten to be picked up.
It was landed in a large parking lot, and had been put there by SOMEBODY.
Because ANYBODY could have moved it from where NOBODY had left it.
And EVERYBODY was gone except the poor old security guard who wanted to go home.
So knowing the big bathroom really did not belong where SOMEBODY had left it, and taking pity on the poor old guard, I called my Boss (My Son In Law) and woke his ass up at 11:30 PM to inquire about the elephant forgotten when the circus left town.
He checked and it was not in any of his orders to move it back to the yard. So I just rolled out with my last trip of the day, a smaller unit that was out of water to run the toilets and sinks. Apparently SOMEBODY had used it so much that it could not even be used by NOBODY (And was likely fulled with what most bathrooms acquire from EVERYBODY)
So I went on my way dragging old PooGold the 50 minutes down the Freeway to the yard where they get cleaned and readied for the next shitty day.
But it bothered me that SOMEBODY had forgotten Miss Turdtanic, and the lonely guard tasked to watch over the tusker. Bothered me so much I was considering just retrieving the lost turd box anyway on my own. As I was nearing the yard, the phone rang and the Son In Law must have been loosing sleep over it too. I volunteered to return for the 3rd time to drag the Turdtanic back in, because we both knew that SOMEBODY had messed up, and EVERYBODY was gone, and it could have been dragged in by ANYBODY, but....
Yep, you got it, NOBODY was the one who did the work, and rescued the Turdtanic, so the lonely security guard could go meet his pillow.
While EVERYBODY was thinking that SOMEBODY did what ANYBODY could have done but NOBODY saved them all.
I'm NOBODY.
And Honest to God, it is a true story.
ristau5741
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reminds me of the old Family Circus cartoons where the kids blame "Ida Know" and "Not Me" for stuff they didn't do.
lol.
lol.
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