ANOTHER WEEK GONE BY ALREADY ???

[sawhorseray]

Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend
of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the
hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.
After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!!!'

 

[DRKsmoking]

All great ones as always Ray. For a good laugh see all the above lol

This says it all.

Mona when she was younger , but with dark hair.
love me a lady who does not mind breaking a nail or two.

Thanks Ray

David

 

[DRKsmoking]

This is just Blasphemy, just wrong I tell you

lol

 

[gmc2003]

Some real good ones this week Ray.

I will say I think some girls may take this a little too literally in 2025. If you catch my drift.

 

[Brokenhandle]

Some real good ones this week Ray.

I will say I think some girls may take this a little too literally in 2025. If you catch my drift.
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Saw that pic and instantly thought of my granddaughter... hope she's exactly like this!

Thanks Ray! Some great ones!
And when I was in high school our mascot was a tiger... so I got it!

Ryan

 

[Fueling Around]

Some of the best ones ever, Ray.

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I winter in Florida, the land of some of the worst drivers in the US and home to the well paid injury law firms.

 

[Fueling Around]

Some real good ones this week Ray.

I will say I think some girls may take this a little too literally in 2025. If you catch my drift.
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There's a lot of boys thinking the same. If you catch my drift.

A friend of mine back in Minnesota was bragging about his grand daughters one day.
The younger (8 yo) was angry with her older sister (10 yo) as it was HER turn to milk the goats.
Grandpa said "I raised my daughter well!"

 

[Winterrider]

Excellent. . .

 

[Gonna Smoke]

I get it...