A Few 4 Tuesday!

[sawhorseray]

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything".

The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks "Where's my change?" and the vendor replies "change must come from within"

A gun then extends from the Buddhist's chest and he asks again. The vendor says "Whoa, man, where did that come from?" The Buddhist replies "This is my inner piece"

 

[JLeonard]

All great ones!
Jim

 

[Brokenhandle]

Ryan

 

[MJB05615]

All excellent again Ray. Especially the Library, and Wal Mart Employee of the month, extra lol's. Thanks for making a grim day better.

 

[chopsaw]

I have to go with the Kracker jacks . No doubt .

 

[yankee2bbq]

! I like the library one too!

 

[gmc2003]

I have to go with the Kracker jacks . No doubt .

Me Too\

Chris

 

[bigfurmn]

I have to go with the Kracker jacks. No doubt .

Every lying married guy says they like that one. (Those of you who know me, know I'm joking). All others say the last one about the gym.

 

[sawhorseray]

Every lying married guy says they like that one. (Those of you who know me, know I'm joking). All others say the last one about the gym.

I always try to start and end up with my favorites Furm. Doesn't always happen, did this time you nailed it! RAY

 

[SmokingUPnorth]

Haha thanks ray

 

[DRKsmoking]

Really funny as always , good laugh for the morning

But how did you get a picture of my shop , and it is more like 75% bitching from my wife about my organization skills when she goes in looking for something

David

 

[GaryHibbert]

1--Love the Archie Bunker joke. I'd love to have a few episodes to put on TV when I decide it's time for my SD to go home.
2--At least the driver now knows that a 13' 6" high trailer WILL NOT FIT under a clearly marked 10' something under pass. Well....maybe not. He is a truck driver after all.
Gary